Thanks, Ben. You've been saying really nice things lately... Actually they're the same things but without the sarcasm.

Abi Harper (Siobhan Hayes). Ben is being nice to Abi for once.

Don't worry, Janey. I had a fantasy man for about a year. They always leave you. The sex is great, though!

Abi Harper (Siobhan Hayes). Abi talks about her fantasy boyfriends.

I wrote to her yesterday. I sent her a parental haiku - Enclosed is cheque, you bleed me dry, stop it.

Ben Harper (Robert Lindsay). Susan rows with Ben over his unsocial ways regarding his kids - especially Janey.