Series 1 (2006)1. RubbishFirst Broadcast: Wed 4th October 2006
Rick fronts a lame Government TV recycling campaign which backfires spectacularly. Meanwhile, he and his partner Mel are invited to the christening of a remarkably ugly baby. 2. WayneFirst Broadcast: Wed 11th October 2006
The Spleen household has a teaspoon shortage and Rick decides to take matters into his own hands by stealing some from Michael's café, with unfortunate consequences. 3. £5000First Broadcast: Wed 18th October 2006
Rick gets in a punch-up at an awards ceremony and ends up with a black eye. 4. AllergicFirst Broadcast: Wed 25th October 2006
Rick confides in Mel and Marty that he may have inadvertently killed one of Britain's best-loved entertainers, Bob Fairchild. 5. PistachioFirst Broadcast: Wed 1st November 2006
Rick buys himself a scooter. His initial excitement about the purchase turns to dismay, however, as he starts to worry that it makes him look gay, and Mel is doubtful that his solution of buying a leather jacket will have the desired effect. 6. FattyFirst Broadcast: Wed 8th November 2006
Rick decides to take up exercise, having been publicly humiliated on TV by daytime chat-show host Adam Green, who suggests he's put on weight. Series 2 (2007)1. GiraffeFirst Broadcast: Thu 15th November 2007
According to Rick, his career is blossoming and he's never been so popular. In other words, he's still a self-deluded liar. 2. HeroFirst Broadcast: Thu 22nd November 2007
Rick becomes a local hero when he stops someone from committing suicide. 3. PointsFirst Broadcast: Thu 29th November 2007
Rick gets caught speeding - not for the first time. Three more points on his licence will take him close to a ban, so he tries to persuade first Mel, then Marty and Madga into saying they were driving his car. 4. IdiotFirst Broadcast: Thu 6th December 2007
Rick agrees to front a TV charity appeal for a worthy cause. Meanwhile, one of Mel's c-list celebrity clients, ex-ice skating champ Gina Therese, has a new series coming up. 5. SickFirst Broadcast: Thu 13th December 2007
Mel is confined to bed with flu. Rick offers to field her work calls but soon finds himself spectacularly out of his depth. 6. DebacleFirst Broadcast: Thu 20th December 2007
Rick hosts an event for a pharmaceutical company. His stand-up goes down surprisingly well, but some of his ill-advised gags have far-reaching consequences. 7. RitaFirst Broadcast: Wed 26th December 2007
Rick lands a cameo role in a film, appearing alongside a famous Hollywood legend. When it turns out that Michael's father is her biggest fan, Rick promises to get her autograph for him - a task that proves easier said than done. 8. LuckyFirst Broadcast: Thu 3rd January 2008
Rick is even more fed-up than usual. He is sick and tired of doing endless corporate gigs. He accuses his writer Marty of lacking ambition. But a call from Hollywood changes everything. Series 3 (2008)1. GasFirst Broadcast: Thu 13th November 2008
Mel announces that Magda is moving in with them until her boiler's fixed. Rick fears that it will become a permanent arrangement. 2. PandaFirst Broadcast: Thu 20th November 2008
Rick is invited to feature in a TV series that traces celebrities' family trees. When Marty asks him if they know that Rick Spleen is a stage name, we finally discover what Rick's real name is - and why it caused him so much misery at school. 3. FaxFirst Broadcast: Thu 27th November 2008
Rick is a guest on a much-loved radio panel show - and manages to get the worst score of all time. He encounters more problems on the work front when his email system crashes and he has to find someone who still has a fax machine. 4. KarmaFirst Broadcast: Thu 4th December 2008
A near-death experience makes Rick a changed man. From now on, he plans to embrace the positive and see only the good in people. 5. SpikeyFirst Broadcast: Thu 11th December 2008
Rick and Mel invited to the theatre by one of her clients. Rick's reluctance increases when he realises that the hit play they're about to see was written by an ex stand-up who used to appear on the same bill as him. 6. MistakeFirst Broadcast: Thu 18th December 2008
Mel has to run her agency from home while the office is done up and so Rick and Marty are banished to the kitchen. Christmas Special: NutsFirst Broadcast: Tue 23rd December 2008
Rick is looking forward to spending a quiet Christmas at home with Mel. It will be a well-earned break from the challenging acting role he is currently immersed in - playing the part of Mr Smee in a panto. However, it soon turns into a Christmas that Rick will never forget - for all the wrong reasons. |