Bottom Knocker Street
- TV sitcom
- ITV1
- 2013
- 52 episodes (1 series)
Childrens' comedy series about four kids who dream of turning a nearby patch of waste ground into a city farm. Stars Phill Jupitus, Tim Bruce, Ellie Ruiz, Connor Cheeseman, Alanna Smith and more.
Series 1
1. Councillor Cowdairy
Saturday 31st August 2013
An attempt to repair the chimes of the old ice cream van leads to a visit from a dairy person from another dimension. Councillor Cowdrey sees an opportunity for world domination - or at least his very own chain of cheese shops.
2. He Came From Outer Space
Saturday 31st August 2013
A dull and routine day is interrupted by the arrival of an alien on a mission - to collect a mug of water to fuel his planet's life support system.
3. Magpie Thief
Sunday 1st September 2013
A spate of magpie disappearances leads the kids to test their investigative skills.
4. The Raffle
Sunday 1st September 2013
The kids come up with a plan to raise one hundred million pounds for their city farm.
5. The Puckled Wrangler
Saturday 7th September 2013
The appearance of an extremely rare butterfly attracts the interest of collector and madman Major Lector. Can the kids protect the Puckled Wrangler?
6. The Great Depressedo
Saturday 7th September 2013
Councillor Cowdrey wants a magician for his birthday party. Can Gobby the post box be coaxed out of retirement?
7. Stupiter
Sunday 8th September 2013
Sonia has to make an audition tape to enter a competition to be a children's TV presenter. Straightforward? Not in Bottom Knocker Street!
8. Hippo
Sunday 8th September 2013
Residents are being trampled by a rampaging hippo. Who can save the day? Stan wasn't always a postman!
9. Going Nowhere
Saturday 14th September 2013
Councillor Cowdrey gets nowhere when he tries to find a town willing to twin with Lower Mintworth.
10. Elvis Detector
Saturday 14th September 2013
The kids build a metal detector that develops a tendency to detect anything but metal.
12. Brain Drain
Sunday 15th September 2013
Councillor Cowdrey is attracted by a reward offered for stopping the national brain drain.
13. The Plan
Saturday 21st September 2013
A scrap metal dealer has his eyes set on Mister Moo Moo, and the kids have 24 hours to come up with a plan to save their beloved ice cream van.
14. Psssst!!
Saturday 21st September 2013
Spies descend upon Bottom Knocker Street to find the secret recipe for Giancarlo Minello's ice cream.
15. Magic Pencil
Sunday 22nd September 2013
Bo struggles to compete with the others when it comes to art. Maybe Sonia has the solution?
16. Secrets
Sunday 22nd September 2013
M'Ginney reveals a secret passage that leads to the heart of Town Hall. The temptation for mischief is too great for the Bottom Knocker Street kids.
17. Frankencake
Saturday 28th September 2013
A cake baking competition could save the world. No, it really could!
18. The Good Fairy
Saturday 28th September 2013
Councillor Cowdrey has committed a thousand bad deeds and the Good Fairy would like a word with him.
19. Green Hill Faraway
Sunday 29th September 2013
Councillor Cowdrey has approved plans to build a new road right through Noola's Hill. Worst of all, the residents support it, so the kids need to create a distraction to stop it.
20. Sicko!
Sunday 29th September 2013
Councillor Cowdrey goes to incredible lengths to avoid speaking at a public meeting - but things go a bit too far.
21. The Treasure Map
Saturday 5th October 2013
A treasure map creates excitement for the kids in Bottom Knocker Street.
22. Election Day
Sunday 6th October 2013
Councillor Cowdrey is prepared to promise anything to be re-elected, with only Gobby the post box standing in his way.
23. Beware The Tachetarians
Saturday 12th October 2013
It all gets a bit hairy when moustache-shaped aliens start attaching themselves to the townsfolk.
24. Till A Tronic
Sunday 13th October 2013
As Meena's new till develops a mind of its own, it is not a good time to be a food critic.
25. Adorable
Saturday 19th October 2013
Councillor Cowdrey uses two perfect android children to disrupt life in Bottom Knocker Street.
26. Chicken & Egg
Sunday 20th October 2013
The Bottom Knocker Street kids join forces to hide a giant chicken and egg without using a single egg pun. Eggciting or what?
27. World Of Veg
Saturday 26th October 2013
A high rating TV show offers a trillion pound prize for growing a large vegetable.
29. Angry Mr Cuddlyplump
Saturday 2nd November 2013
Sonia has to make an audition tape to enter a competition to be a children's TV presenter. Straightforward? Not in Bottom Knocker Street!
30. Mummy Dearest
Sunday 3rd November 2013
Councillor Cowdrey's mother comes to visit and Cowdrey is desperate to impress her, but someone is keen to expose his dastardly past.
31. Big Trouble In Little Cowdrey
Saturday 9th November 2013
Councillor Cowdrey's internal nastiness escapes from his body in the shape of a small boy.
32. The Petition
Sunday 10th November 2013
The kids deliver yet another petition to Town Hall for the creation of a city farm. How will Councillor Cowdrey obstruct them this time?
33. The Coin
Saturday 16th November 2013
Using a homemade metal detector, the gang stumble upon an old gold coin. Could this be the key to finally building their city farm? The hardest thing may be keeping hold of it.
34. War Of The Wasps
Sunday 17th November 2013
The wasps want jam and they do not care what they have to do to get it!
35. Meena's Nemesis
Saturday 23rd November 2013
An old school friend returns to challenge Meena's Tikka-Way, but the local residents are not ready to say goodbye to Meena's curry cupcakes.
36. Now You See Me...
Sunday 24th November 2013
Bo's new invention of a teleportation machine attracts the attention of two very odd strangers!
37. Fennella Fenn The Comedienne
Saturday 30th November 2013
The nation's most famous comedienne is booked to present her annual TV show from Bottom Knocker Street. Councillor Cowdrey thinks that anyone can be funny.
38. History Homework
Sunday 1st December 2013
The kids learn at first hand about Christopher Columbus.
39. Voice Over Man
Saturday 7th December 2013
The street is plagued by the arrival of an escaped voice from a satellite computer.
40. Puppet King
Sunday 8th December 2013
Councillor Cowdrey uses a puppet to get the townsfolk on his side - but the puppet develops a plan of its own!
41. Luck What Luck?
Saturday 14th December 2013
When Dinga obtains a magic waistcoat, Councillor Cowdrey is determined to get his hands on it.
42. Wizard's Beard
Sunday 15th December 2013
Billy finds a beard on the floor after the wizards have run by on their annual marathon.
43. Mayor & The Bear
Saturday 21st December 2013
Best to stay off the streets when the bears come to town!
44. Fairy Jail
Sunday 22nd December 2013
Councillor Cowdrey has finally committed one bad deed too many and is sent to Fairy Jail. His kinder brother Colin takes charge and all seems fluffy and bright. Surely it is all too good to be true!
45. One With The Night
Wednesday 25th December 2013
A thief is on the loose. The Dark Shadow appears from nowhere to track him down - but could it be they are one and the same person?
47. Dunks!
Thursday 26th December 2013
The kids are challenged to a game of Dunks to save their very existence.
48. King Cowdrey
Thursday 26th December 2013
Councillor Cowdrey's too good to be true brother arrives in town. It appears he is now a king.
49. Street Of Dreams
Friday 27th December 2013
A popular quiz show comes to Bottom Knocker Street. Can a quiz show make all of your dreams come true?
50. Cowdrey's Replacement
Friday 27th December 2013
When Cowdrey suffers a blow to the head, Councillor Sally Dervish from Lowest Mintworth is brought in as a replacement.
51. Pring Tickler
Saturday 28th December 2013
Galactic Peacekeepers arrive to arrest Councillor Cowdrey for Pring Tickling.
52. And The Winner Is
Saturday 28th December 2013
An awards ceremony presented by Mr M'Ginney promises to be the stuff of dreams.