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Series 3 (2002)

1. Queenie

First Broadcast: Tue 23rd April 2002

Ted's obnoxious mother, Queenie, is expelled from her retirement home and comes to stay with the family. Neil is forced to think about his future when he starts seeing a pushy, demanding woman.

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2. Flood

First Broadcast: Tue 7th May 2002

Barbara's hopes to sell the house are dealt a blow when they wake up one morning to find themselves under 2 feet of water. Neil, meanwhile, has taken a shine to a significantly older woman.

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3. Valentine

First Broadcast: Sat 11th May 2002

Valentine's Day has come around again, and whilst Neil's off on a dirty weekend, neither Ted, nor Phil, nor Martin have remembered. Martin's also working with a young, attractive new female co-presenter...

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4. Crime

First Broadcast: Tue 14th May 2002

A mini-crimewave has hit the Liversidge household; stolen milk, newspapers, and even complaints from the burglars. Meanwhile, with Linda away Martin is left to attempt to feed himself, Jean is tempted to cheat on Phil - and the opening of a nightclub proves too much temptation for Neil.

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5. Weekend

First Broadcast: Tue 21st May 2002

After a long and difficult week and work, both Ted and Barbara come to the conclusion that it's time to retire. Linda and Martin are visiting friends for the weekend, leaving Baby George in the care of Phil and Jean...

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6. Baby

First Broadcast: Tue 28th May 2002

Linda and Martin are trying for another baby, but with not much luck. Back at the Liversidge household, Neil moves out but Ted can't quite let go, and Jean's eager to show off her new boobs.

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7. Honeymoon

First Broadcast: Sun 23rd February 2003

A second honeymoon for the loving Liversidges gets off to a poor start when Ted crashes into a hearse - but there's worse to come as he and Barbara arrive in Scarborough...

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8. Neighbours

First Broadcast: Fri 28th February 2003

Christmas is fast approaching and Ted and Barbara have new next door neighbours. At the Ponds', Linda is none-too-pleased at the amount of overtime Martin's been doing recently. Neil, meanwhile, is boring...

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9. Guy Fawkes

First Broadcast: Sun 9th March 2003

It's Bonfire Night, and Ted is obsessing over his new shed. Barbara learns that an old friend has died, but could her husband be keeping a little secret? Jean, meanwhile, has caught the internet shopping bug.

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10. Kirsty

First Broadcast: Sun 16th March 2003

Ted and Barbara return home early from holiday to find Neil lying naked in their bed, handcuffed to the headboard; he soon has news of engagement to new girlfriend Kirsty. Martin, meanwhile, is having a run of bad luck and injuries, mainly at work.

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11. Cottage

First Broadcast: Sun 23rd March 2003

Ted has booked a holiday cottage to celebrate Barbara's 60th birthday. Unfortunately, it's been double-booked - and even adding a broken down car to the mix, that's only the start of the group's troubles...

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12. Who Shot Barbara?

First Broadcast: Fri 4th April 2003

Barbara's been particularly abrasive recently; to friends, family, neighbours and casual acquaintances, her obnoxious demeanour has pushed them too far, and all are talking of doing her in...

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