Having won the contract to promote a new Duchy Originals range for Prince Charles, Eddy decides she must get into the lifestyles of the landed gentry, taking Patsy away for an expensive weekend of country pursuits. Saffy, meanwhile, is trying to keep Sarah away from Emma Bunton.

After winning the contract to promote a new product in Prince Charles's Duchy Originals range, Eddy declares herself to be 'by Royal appointment', and decides to follow Madonna's lead by taking up the English country life.

After a drunken shooting spree, and an enlightening encounter with wildlife, however, Patsy and Edina decide that it's not for them.

Back in London, Sarah has met Emma Bunton - an old school friend of Saffy's - at her baby shower, and begun to stalk the beleaguered pop princess...