Sketch duo Totally Tom suggest 10 things you should do whilst at the Edinburgh Festival...

1. Go to lots of shows. Anything at the cinema tends to be good.

2. Visit the famous Alex Salmond Wax Work Museum. Careful though, he has been known to hide amongst them and pinch your bottom while you're not looking.

3. Go to Edinburgh's Topman. It's all in tartan!

4. Drink lots of water.

5. Go to the famous café where Ronan Keating wrote the first Boyzone album.

6. Get the squits.

7. Go nightclubbing. But not for too long.

8. Lift up a bagpiper's kilt and give him a kiss on his winkle as is customary.

9. Ask a policeman directions to Old Town. Immediately after, ask him directions to New Town. Then flip him the bird and give him a kiss on his winkle as is customary.

10. Try and see our show. (Smart shoes only. No denim.)

Totally Tom are on at 6:40pm at Underbelly (Bristo Square). Listing