Quote: sootyj @ 25th June 2015, 10:22 PM BSTMore Elance shenanigans?
Yeah! I even wrote some copy for an automatic door closer the other week!
Status report Page 5,826
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 25th June 2015, 4:17 PM BSTJust an update, now I have seen the Doctor again this afternoon and had an extended ECG (keep going yer bugger - thumps chest), and it seems that I do not need a pacemaker fitted. PHEW!
Still have an intermittent slightly less beat now and then but it is not serious.
Doctor says he is totally perplexed by the lethargy I am suffering from though and so at some point am going to have a 24 hour heart monitor strapped to my chest. Also still awaiting all the blood tests I had done.
I'm a medical mystery.
Good news! From my vast medical experience - could the tiredness be due to depression? People sometimes don't realise they're depressed.
Quote: DaButt @ 25th June 2015, 9:46 PM BSTLanded in Albany. Time for a drive to Vermont.
A holiday, or work?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 25th June 2015, 10:10 PM BSTBit of trivia - the most populous city in Nigeria. Not a lot of people know that.
I think you may mean Lagos.
Yawn!
Just about to go to bed with 5 minutes to spare - oh no - sorry. The midnight hour.
Quote: keewik @ 25th June 2015, 10:59 PM BSTA holiday, or work?
I wish I had a job. 
I'm going to the coolest music and comedy festival in one of the most beautiful parts of the country.
Quote: Chappers @ 26th June 2015, 12:00 AM BSTI think you may mean Lagos.
Yawn!
As the King of Corn, you should know.
Sitting watching a film and feeling a bit uncomfortable.
Try a Rennies.
willl Cam and Mrs Will Cam have dropped down in to liverpool for the weekend. Will Cam
Is pissed
Watch yer wallet
What happened to Ben's avatar?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th June 2015, 8:18 AM BSTWhat happened to Ben's avatar?
Didn't you know? He finally admitted s/he was female and is in the passport booth now getting a new photo.
Hey lofty the aerial fell off my roof fancy helping fix it with my emu puppet? It's a little windy.....
Quote: lofthouse @ 26th June 2015, 11:32 PM BSTWatch yer wallet
well pooh on you!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th June 2015, 8:18 AM BSTWhat happened to Ben's avatar?
I'm working on a new one to blow your minds.
Quote: Chappers @ 26th June 2015, 1:30 PM BSTSitting watching a film and feeling a bit uncomfortable.
Try some Anusol. Worked wonders on my piles.
Quote: Will Cam @ 26th June 2015, 11:03 PM BSTwilll Cam and Mrs Will Cam have dropped down in to liverpool for the weekend. Will Cam
Is pissed
Mr and Mrs TBN will be journeying north* to Newcastle-upon-Tyne next weekend to celebrate a significant birthday of mine. Hurrah.
*Don't burgle us in our absence please.
Let's see, south of Newcastle-upon-Tyne....... 62, Acacia Avenue, Darlington? 