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Quote: A Horseradish @ 24th January 2015, 8:46 PM GMT

Oh yes.

Who or what is RT if not the Radio Times?

The Mormons have kindly just rung me to check that I am coping.

That's a Saturday evening.

At their age, I was drinking Sam Smiths in the Shires.

Did you tell them to sod off?

Quote: keewik @ 24th January 2015, 8:50 PM GMT

Did you tell them to sod off?

I reiterated that I'm an individualist rather than capable of being organised.

And wrote down their phone number. Don't call me. I may call you sometime. :D

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th January 2015, 6:32 PM GMT

Playing Monopoly against the computer and winning hands down again. :)

I won :D

Quote: keewik @ 24th January 2015, 4:16 PM GMT

But was it nice?

It was delicious. I had a book with me so was there for hours.

Coffee, book, laptop. Perfect Sunday morning, it's been a while.

Quote: Jennie @ 25th January 2015, 8:42 AM GMT

Book, laptop, and coffee served by a 'butler in the buff'. Perfect Sunday morning.

Ben is wondering what the hell to do with the rest of his evening.

Here's a list:
Clean your cooker
Clean your toilet/s
Hunt through your wardrobe and put unexpected things in to wash
Bake some rock buns, then ...
Clean the oven
Jump on a train, come here and clean our house (we'll give you beer)

Paul seems to be the only person not looking for a comedy writing partner.

Watching Four Men In A Plane whilst eating pie and Mash. Trying not to think about work tomorrow.

Ben is hungry!

Ain't that chippie open?

Ben could really do with a battered sausage now that you mention it.

I do love a good battered sausage, especially the jumbo ones. Although last time I had a battered sausage it was a herby one and didn't taste right at all.

I'd like to try a deep-fried Mars bar, I've heard they're quite a delicacy.