Is it one of those low slung affairs, where everyone can see your underpants?

Quote: beaky @ 22nd April 2014, 8:47 PM BST

Is it one of those low slung affairs, where everyone can see your underpants?

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Oh, Beaky! Sometimes I forget that you haven't experienced the sophistication I can offer!

Phew! Just had my eyes burned out by the greenstone stuff.

Beeky what kind of car should I buy

Quote: beaky @ 22nd April 2014, 8:47 PM BST

one of those low slung affairs, where everyone can see your underpants?

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what kind of car is that

If you went to a decent finishing school, sooty, you'd be taught how to get out of a sports car without showing your knickers.

Quote: beaky @ 22nd April 2014, 11:46 PM BST

If you went to a decent finishing school, sooty, you'd be taught how to get out of a sports car without showing your knackers.

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Hey it was warm, I mean it was a Ferrari Testicleroaster

Pathe News have put a whole bunch of old newsclips on YouTube and it includes the clip of me and our family arriving in Cyprus from Egypt in 1955.

Good shot of my family at 1:57, I'm the smaller one with spectacles.

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Perhaps Zooo can edit this message so that it shows the video in-line? Pretty Please...

L.E. used chilli in her cooking last night and still after 15 hand washes can't put contacts in her eyes.

ouch, have you considered washing your hands with milk?

I was wondering if the water was activating it... perhaps milk is a good idea.

My week at work so far:

Got blamed for something I wasn't told about- sorry I'm not a mind reader.
Got blamed for someone not doing something I told them
Got blamed for something I'm not even sure what I did to get the blame for.
Stood up for myself after months of someone doing something rude towards me and got complained about.

I'm not a happy jan.

I like the photo of Sooty drinking milk.

Quote: L.E. @ 23rd April 2014, 11:10 AM BST

L.E. used chilli in her cooking last night and still after 15 hand washes can't put contacts in her eyes.

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Maybe try lemon juice? or buy one of those special soap things from kitchen shop.

wrong photo

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 23rd April 2014, 11:28 AM BST

I like the photo of Sooty drinking milk.

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