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I just burned my taco meat.

That is not a euphemism.
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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 22 2012, 8:19 PM GMT

I'm ragequitting BCG.

I'll do you the courtesy of not starting up a thread to announce it.

Other than that, f**k y'all.


ERm what's up Doc?
 
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Quote: billwill @ March 23 2012, 1:18 AM GMT

ERm what's up Doc?


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Hidden snags of modern plumbing.

Two years ago all my plumbing (in my house not in me) was reworked and a nice new pressurised system installed & those nasty water tanks in the attic removed.

Today the water company are digging up the road to install new pipes and have turned off the water & will do so till Sunday.

So with no attic water tanks, none of my plumbing (except the heating) works and I've had to store drinking water in some big jars.
 
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That can't be right can it? Can they really turn off all your water for 3 days!??!?!
 
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Quote: L.E. @ March 23 2012, 3:08 PM GMT

That can't be right can it? Can they really turn off all your water for 3 days!??!?!


I think it will only be off during their working hours.
 
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I am slowly getting pissed, well actually quickly.

And eating pizza.

Rare events.

Shortly I will be having a cigar.

Today is a good day!
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Having just lost a game of spider solitaire, I realise the omens are poor for winning the Euromillions, so I won't try tonight.
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I am now half way down my cigar and enjoying it every much.


It's a nine inches in case any one is interested
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I knew ordering our payday takeaway BEFORE picking my daughter up was a mistake
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My doorbell just rang and when I answered it all I found was 2 six-packs of Lagunitas Maximus. Thanks, Beer Fairy!

http://www.lagunitas.com/beers/maximus.html
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Have waited in all day for a delivery, they said it was coming between 9am and 9 pm. Which is absurdly long. It's stil not here. It's not coming, is it? BASTARDS.
 
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Well I hope you haven't been to the bathroom at all. Because maybe they came while you couldn't hear the door. That's just irresponsible of you.
 
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Quote: zooo @ March 24 2012, 8:06 PM GMT

Well I hope you haven't been to the bathroom at all. Because maybe they came while you couldn't hear the door. That's just irresponsible of you.


No, I thought of that, I just pissed on the couch repeatedly.
 
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Had an awesome day today, fecking about on Playstation. Feel kinda guilty should of been working but hey ho :D Been a hell of a week so treat was in order.


ooooo and I've noticed I've got my first Troll. Lol bless!
 
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