Is anyone else seeing this shit? It's a whole episode of Dot Cotton speaking into a tape recorder.

I knew Eastenders had gone downhill, but this is just terrible. I actually used to like this programme, growing up. But now the more I watch it the more I want to kill it.

The storylines are always about secret affairs the characters are having behind their partners backs. That's all that ever happens.

Or Phil and Ian are stranded alone together somewhere and are forced to become friends to get themselves out of a tough spot. How many times are we going to see that?

Or someone comes and trashes the Queen Vic pub with a baseball bat.

Or someone dies on Christmas day.

Pretty much every show is like that. Even Masterchef.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 31, 2008, 7:48 PM

The storylines are always about secret affairs the characters are having behind their partners backs. That's all that ever happens.

Or Phil and Ian are stranded alone together somewhere and are forced to become friends to get themselves out of a tough spot. How many times are we going to see that?

Or someone comes and trashes the Queen Vic pub with a baseball bat.

Or someone dies on Christmas day.

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You've just listed a load of completely varied plots.

What was your point again?...

They should get a blind guy and a deaf guy and have them be witness at a murder... oh wait!

(Love P&W btw)

Who was that?

Peggy, I'll wager...

Mitchell I'd like to f**k lol!

Ohhhh.

There are so few fit men in Eastenders.

I've even had to turn to little ginger Bradley.

Eastenders is ace, and June Brown is a great actress (both facts).

Noel Gallagher is an Eastenders addict, which also means watching the programme is cool .

Quote: zooo @ January 31, 2008, 9:57 PM

Ohhhh.

There are so few fit men in Eastenders.

I've even had to turn to little ginger Bradley.

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There aren't many fit women either to be fair.
Ronnie and Roxy are supposed to be the square babes, but I just don't see it.
I'd go more for Tanya.

Quote: frostyboy @ January 31, 2008, 9:46 PM

I watched Eastenders for a while back in 2006, because of the show's influx of MILF.

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Quote: ian_w @ January 31, 2008, 10:02 PM

There aren't many fit women either to be fair.
Ronnie and Roxy are supposed to be the square babes, but I just don't see it.
I'd go more for Tanya.

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Stacey has a face liked a slapped arse most of the time but she's still packing a nice young f**kable body....yes sir.

F**k me.
The woman is about 206. I think she should just die & take my gran with her.
Ever noticed that the christian spouting f**kers live longer.
Well Nana, with your piccy of Jesus nailed to the cross, above the TV.
Chapter 32 verse 4.
Bollox!

Quote: Charley @ February 1, 2008, 2:06 AM

Ever noticed that the christian spouting f**kers live longer.

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Its cos God doesn't want Heaven crowded with nutcases

Which woman?

Surely they're all going to hell for worshipping the wrong guy?