Hi.

Hi, I'm Jan. I love cakes, tequila, animals and ellipsis....
Not too keen on humans, which was a slight drawn back being a nurse.
Scottish by birth, but lived in Dublin for over 20 years and now exiled to Spain with 8 rescued cats, 8 rescued dogs and one rescued husband.

In April, I wrote a satirical look at the Mentalpause. 'The Monster The Mentalpause and Me.'
What is The Mentalpause..You may ask. It's when your wife gets a bit hairy and crazy and sweats a lot...Apologies to the guys who's wives are naturally hairy and crazy...It happens! I should know.

I've also an FB page of the same name.
Had a big heart attack in January very out the blue! And said FECK IT...Life is too short. Laughter and tequila are the best medicine; so I'm now writing book 2 while drinking tequila.

Have I over shared ;)
Oh! and the last Feck I gave was to Bob Geldof in 1985 to feed the world. So yes I'm a bit old.
Jan x
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Welcome! Wave

Another Spain-based poster...welcome!

Welcome :) You've made beaky's day. :D

There are things about Beaky he may need to explain to you Herc....

Thank you for the welcome. "Hola" fellow person in Spain.Wave

Re Beaky: When you've stood up in a room full of vitriolic old bowlers and belted out 'I am what I am'...Very little scares ya.
;)

Just call us "The Dorado"...

Welcome.

Quote: sootyj @ 1st September 2015, 1:35 PM BST

There are things about Beaky he may need to explain to you Herc....

Ooer, he's not another Frederick Forsyth is he.............or is he Frederick Forsyth? :O

He likes classical music, yuk!

By the way, hello and welcome Jan!

G'day Jan, my Out Laws live in Spain. Just thought I would share that.

Strumpet

Nice you recognise that Lady S, that you are all outlaws. :D

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 1st September 2015, 4:14 PM BST

Ooer, he's not another Frederick Forsyth is he.............or is he Frederick Forsyth? :O

(Taps nose meaningfully)

Quote: beaky @ 2nd September 2015, 9:49 AM BST

(Taps nose meaningfully)

Well that wouldn't be difficult. :D

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd September 2015, 9:52 AM BST

Well that wouldn't be difficult. :D

Cheeky sod!

Quote: beaky @ 2nd September 2015, 9:53 AM BST

Cheeky sod!

Almost a compliment - you know what they say about men with big noses or feet..........big.....er,um :$