Hello piss fans.
Mikey here.
Please help me promote my new business.
If you send me 20 pounds, I will piss on somebody. It's a great laugh, honestly.
Just send the 20 pounds, yeah.
I will piss on someone for 20 quid
I will see your piss and raise you a BOGOF from both orifices of my naughty end.
Hercules you have both orrifices at the same end, that would be a cloacca
You are a chicken and I claim my 5 shillings
If you're talking about the bog, I'm off
Sootyj is cleverer than me
In the old days we'd have talk about turning a Vicar's bike round.
Quote: sootyj @ 21st September 2014, 7:24 PM BSTHercules you have both orrifices at the same end, that would be a cloacca
You are a chicken and I claim my 5 shillings
That's me - weird.
Are you still using £-s-d ?
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 21st September 2014, 7:46 PM BSTIn the old days we'd have talk about turning a Vicar's bike round.
Well I've often been accused of being a shilling short of a quid, so I'm just trying to make up the ballance
Quote: Mikey88 @ 21st September 2014, 6:12 PM BST
Hello piss fans.
Mikey here.
Please help me promote my new business.
If you send me 20 pounds, I will piss on somebody. It's a great laugh, honestly.
Just send the 20 pounds, yeah.
You could always try Dragons Den but I don't fancy your chances
Quote: Mikey88 @ 21st September 2014, 6:12 PM BSTHello piss fans.
I'm not a fan anymore. I preferred them before Ace and Peter left.
Quote: Mikey88 @ 21st September 2014, 7:28 PM BSTIf you're talking about the bog, I'm off
Sootyj is cleverer than me
You don't have to fear sooty - he's just a big pussy. 
THAT is a big pussy..... 
Bigger than Katy Price's
He's gonna look a twat when it bites his head off.
Quote: sootyj @ 21st September 2014, 9:19 PM BSTBigger than Katy Price's
Quote: sootyj @ 21st September 2014, 7:56 PM BSTWell I've often been accused of being a shilling short of a quid, so I'm just trying to make up the ballance
I'm more of a krilling short of a squid
but from the looks of your cat picture
Maybe I'm a killing short of got rid