What are you watching on TV? Page 1,963

YES.
He wears cute t-shirts.

M*A*S*H. The one where Hawkeye is facing a court martial for trying to kill Major Burns.

Joe Walsh is getting dozens of name checks in New Tricks.

The only trouble is he's a fictitious Trade Union Leader,

Also though as well as the gorgeous Amanda Redman it also has the wonderful Frances Barber - star of the IT Crowd as Moss's Psychiatrist.

Quote: Chappers @ 22nd July 2014, 5:47 PM BST

I think I'm getting old! Yes - really.

Watching pointless and they showed photos of 5 people whose names are the same as US cities.

I only knew one - Washington and recognised Mark Austin but couldn't think of his name.

Photos were of Mark Austin, Andrew Lincoln, Johnny Knoxville, Denzel Washinton and Joachim Phoenix.

One better than me Chappers Old Thing.

The Commonwealth Games opening ceremony.
I like the microphones, they're like warts.

Aren't they just. Watch for the crap Scottish costumes. Look like they were got in a jumble sale.

We appear to be going for the humourous approach.

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Seeing all the boring team uniforms so far, I'm beginning to think the Scottish kit won't be as god-god's evilawful as we all thought here.

Just watched the last hour of the opening ceremony (not by choice).

What a load of unadulterated bollocks.

Carrying the flag over the heads of the athletes as if in anointment. The psuedo religious oath. The secret message etc etc.

Change the flag. Change the language and, hey presto! Nuremberg 1936.

Utter toss.

And no, I won't the watching the 200m butterfly final for men or any other single moment of this f**kin' garbage.

I'm sure they had a pool of just 4 dogs that kept going round and round.

What was with the chocolate biscuits?

Quote: keewik @ 24th July 2014, 9:31 AM BST

I'm sure they had a pool of just 4 dogs that kept going round and round.

They did have five, but one was away winning second prize in a beauty competition.

One foot in the algarve

4291?

I accidentally switched to some crud called kourtney and Kim take Miami

And they were discussing who between them has the stinkiest vagina

I weep for humanity

Yeah but who had the stinkiest?