The all in one consolidated tennis thread Page 3

And I agree, his head in that sweatband looked like a swollen testicle

Andy Murray's no oil painting.

There aren't any good looking tennis players.

Agassi was cute.

I very rarely watch a whole tennis match, but I do enjoy dipping in and out.

Pat Rafter was dreamy. Or so I was told.

Andy Murray - and while I'm on Rory McIlroy both need to go to the barbers. Does Andy's mother cut his hair? It's long bits short curly bits and no shape or form. Scruffy bastards.

If you see either of them tell them I'll give them a tenner to get down to wiggys in Heckmondwike.

just watched the end of Murray winning in straight schweppes.

Pironkova on now against Venus. Poor girl. She looks too young, pretty and girlie to have any chance.

She'd certainly lose in an arm wrestle.

I don't think prettiness affects ability to play tennis though...

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2011, 3:48 PM BST

She'd certainly lose in an arm wrestle.

I don't think prettiness affects ability to play tennis though...

But she's too slim. Have you seen the muscles on those Williams "girls"?

Actually she's winning - at the moment!

There's a lot of noise going on!

Quote: Chappers @ June 27 2011, 3:50 PM BST

"girls"?

Don't be mean.

Blimey - she won the first set 6-2!

She's only gone and beaten her.

Both Williams girls out on the same day! Wow!!!

Andy was a bit awesome at the end. Had to turn the coverage off as the nails couldn't stand it and it was too hot to cope with.
Both Williams gone. good. Sorry, I know they are great athletes etc but I couldn't bear the thought of another Williams non final.

One of them has a decent excuse though. Didn't she have some big operation this year?

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2011, 5:07 PM BST

One of them has a decent excuse though. Didn't she have some big operation this year?

Nearly died. Blood clot thingy.