Shut up!

Does that mean I have won?

Quote: Chappers @ 13th April 2015, 10:11 PM BST

I HATE mushy peas!

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Softy Southerner.

We eat 'em with grit in over here in the East.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th April 2015, 12:06 PM BST

We eat 'em with grit in over here in the East.

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On a bed of straw.

Quote: Loopey @ 14th April 2015, 12:43 PM BST

On a bed of straw.

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They raise 'em tough in that part of the world.

Most Brits go from a spoon and pusher to a knife and fork.

There, it's rake and trowel from the word go.

From a trough too!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th April 2015, 1:10 PM BST

From a trough too!

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Nah. It is the flatlands so you don't need a container.

I tried not to bother with plates here but the peas kept running down the hills.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th April 2015, 10:25 PM BST

Does that mean I have won?

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Shut up!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th April 2015, 1:15 PM BST

Shut up!

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Again? It is your time of the month?

Shut up!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th April 2015, 1:44 PM BST

Shut up!

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Oh it is - "you've got the decorators in" (can't think who said that recently on TV), and if it was Windsor Davies it would be.........

Why are all these women athletes totally titless? Flat as boards. Is it something they do for the running or do you need to have no tits to be a runner? Just been watching Paula what's her name and noticed some of the others are the same.

Skinny is what I think you are looking for. You can't have tits if you are skinny.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th April 2015, 10:29 PM BST

Skinny is what I think you are looking for. You can't have tits if you are skinny.

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I'd say you can. These women have very weird shapes. Skinny is different.