Quote: EllieJP @ January 12 2010, 1:10 PM GMTValentine's Day.
My housemate actually does have the biggest cock for a boyfriend yet she's still with him. I hate him and the way he treats her... but rather than not tell her... I do frequently. She agrees but is STILL with him!
And then when she splits with him she'll say something like "why didn't you warn me?" !
Maybe he doesn't do Valentine's Day? I think it's a pile of crap and never do anything for it and never have.
Don't you just hate... sore throats. 
Quote: Leevil @ January 12 2010, 1:27 PM GMTDon't you just hate... sore throats.
Too many homosexual sandwiches perhaps? 
Quote: Alan C @ January 12 2010, 1:25 PM GMTTopical one
Valentine's Day - a day when all couples are brainwashed in to providing the retail sector with extra income. If you need a special day to remind your loved one how special they are then pick one at random and surprise them.
You bloody communist!
I hate the way some people write 'Happy Valentine's day' instead of 'Be my Valentine'. Thick bastards.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 12 2010, 1:55 PM GMT'Be my Valentine'. Thick bastards.
Always the charmer Godot. I'm surprised your postman doesn't get workers comp after delivering the truck loads of Valentines to your door.
You've got a f**king nerve RC, you're far more abusive and charmless than me.
It's true, I don't get many Valentine's cards but those I do get don't say 'Happy Valentine's day'.
Who else is getting turned on?
*homosexual sandwich*
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 12 2010, 1:55 PM GMTYou bloody communist!
I prefer socialist.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 12 2010, 1:26 PM GMTMaybe he doesn't do Valentine's Day? I think it's a pile of crap and never do anything for it and never have.
Last year we went to Beaulieu and had a lovely day walking round seeing the sites. I'm not into the whole "roses, chocolates, expensive meal"... just spending the day together and maybe seeing a place in the UK we've not been to before. 
Quote: EllieJP @ January 12 2010, 2:09 PM GMTLast year we went to Beaulieu and had a lovely day walking round seeing the sites. I'm not into the whole "roses, chocolates, expensive meal"... just spending the day together and maybe seeing a place in the UK we've not been to before.
Ah. Did you go to Buckler's Hard? (sorry that always makes me laugh)
I'm on a stag weekend this Valentine's Day. Apparently its 'fine' and I almost, almost believe her...
Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2010, 3:08 PM GMTI'm on a stag weekend this Valentine's Day. Apparently its 'fine' and I almost, almost believe her...
Quote: EllieJP @ January 12 2010, 3:13 PM GMT
That's what I thought. Still she said it was ok, so I'm sure it is. >_<
Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2010, 3:08 PM GMTI'm on a stag weekend this Valentine's Day. Apparently its 'fine' and I almost, almost believe her...
I really wouldn't bet on it..... which brings me too
(Some) Women saying "fine" but actually meaning, NO!
(I won't shake that conviction off for years!)
Horne and Corden
Corden and Horne
Fatty abnd skinny off that suck ass BBC Three sketch show.