I'd like a pint of WhiskyMac please. It's been a tough week!
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I've just come back from 3.5 pints of "St George & the Flagon" at the Wetherspoon's Coronet, but I'll have a rum chaser please.
Hic.
A fight has broken out in the car park. It's generally about how you define a sitcom...
Quote: Jennie @ 23rd April 2014, 10:57 PM BSTI'll buy in a bottle of Prosecco or five and we'll set the world to rights, Hannah.
Mind you, I have been pretty much on the wagon for seven months, so you may be peeling me off the floor..
Oh no I missed out 
Come back Jennie!! (unless your still on the floor! 
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Quote: Oldrocker @ 20th April 2014, 4:44 PM BSTShe's been called to the bar
Isn't it about time we got a pool table in here...and Sky Sports.
Quote: roscoff @ 25th April 2014, 12:18 AM BSTIsn't it about time we got a pool table in here...and Sky Sports.
No. This is a traditional bar.
Make do with the topless barmaids.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th April 2014, 12:33 AM BSTMake do with the topless barmaids.
Harumph! Doesn't matter which way you dress him up, Ben still doesn't look like a barmaid. Can't we have a real life breathing girl in here instead. You know, like her...
I suppose he could mow the bowling green.
Wahey!
It's a lock in
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th April 2014, 12:33 AM BSTNo. This is a traditional bar.
Make do with the topless barmaids.
Will she dip her boob in my pint???
Freakin sweat
Sangria is on special today
We've run out of those little Brollies though
I want a cherry on a stick as I've got a bit of olive stuck in my teeth.
(Awaits Olive jokes)
Ok boys who wants a drink? I am at this moment topless and freezing (as it is a bit nippy here at the moment).
I can shake up a few cocktails if I am in the mood..
Strumpet
Struth! Any photies?..............No cocktails for me, I'll have a Fosters please. 
With a cherry on a stick.