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Scottidog
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July 4, 2009, 7:16 PM GMT
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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 4 2009, 2:33 PM BST
I can do a theoretical space fact.
Light from our sun takes around 8 minutes to reach Earth.
Imagine if our sun suddenly just disappeared. Vanished without a trace.
Under Newtonian laws, the effect of removing the sun would be instantaneous on Earth, as the sun's gravtitational effect would be immediately removed. The Earth would shoot out of orbit into the depths of space.
However, under Einsteinonian physics, nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. Therefore, just as light "information" takes 8 minutes to reach the Earth, so too must gravity. Gravity "information" cannot travel faster than the speed of light. So if the sun suddenly vanished, the lack of gravitational effect would also not be felt for 8 minutes (before the Earth spun off into space).
Now, with the advent of quantum physics suggesting remote particles can transfer information (such as the spin of an electron) at vast distances faster than the speed of light, this means that the Eiseinonian version of what happens when the sun disappears may be wrong. But that's another story. It involves the ability to travel faster than the speed of light.
Wow. If Stephen Fry has an NVQ Level 1
You Tim, you.
Are a level 3...
Well, or anything that can be found on Google..
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 4 2009, 4:03 PM BST
Walliams can be very funny, I find. I was sick of Little Britain by a couple of episodes into series two, but series one was great, as is some of the work he did before Little Britain.
Oh Matt, come on.
First class wanker.
(walliams)
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July 4, 2009, 7:23 PM GMT
Edited by Tim Walker on July 4 2009, 7:24 PM GMT
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Quote: Scottidog @ July 4 2009, 4:16 PM BST
Wow. If Stephen Fry has an NVQ Level 1
You Tim, you.
Are a level 3...
Well, or anything that can be found on Google..
Actually reading about stuff like this in Michio Kaku's popular-science book Physics Of The Impossible. His books are good, fun reads, if you're into that sort of thing.
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July 4, 2009, 7:25 PM GMT
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Quote: Scottidog @ July 4 2009, 4:16 PM BST
Oh Matt, come on.
First class wanker.
(walliams)
I thought it was just toddlers who couldn't understand the concept of differing opinions... 
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July 4, 2009, 7:26 PM GMT
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Quote: zooo @ July 4 2009, 4:25 PM BST
I thought it was just toddlers who couldn't understand the concept of differing opinions...
David Tennant is shit.
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July 4, 2009, 7:28 PM GMT
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Nah, that would only bother me if it was the opinion of someone I respected.
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Scottidog
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July 4, 2009, 7:29 PM GMT
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Quote: zooo @ July 4 2009, 4:28 PM BST
Nah, that would only bother me if it was the opinion of someone I respected.
Ah, bless.
I went to the Zoo the other day, all they had there was a dog...
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Tim Walker
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July 4, 2009, 7:32 PM GMT
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Quote: Scottidog @ July 4 2009, 4:26 PM BST
David Tennant is shit.
He was excellent in the (Stephen Fry-directed) film, Bright Young Things, as was Michael Sheen.
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July 4, 2009, 7:33 PM GMT
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Quote: Scottidog @ July 4 2009, 4:29 PM BST
I went to the Zoo the other day, all they had there was a dog...
I'm afraid that's far too subtle for me.
I'm a dog in this scenario I take it?
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Scottidog
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July 4, 2009, 7:33 PM GMT
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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 4 2009, 4:32 PM BST
He was excellent in the (Stephen Fry-directed) film, Bright Young Things, as was Michael Sheen.
I was only winding Zoo up, too which Zoo bit.
I love that.
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July 4, 2009, 7:34 PM GMT
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That was me biting? 
....ok.
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Tim Walker
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July 4, 2009, 7:37 PM GMT
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Quote: zooo @ July 4 2009, 4:34 PM BST
That was me biting?
....ok.
Down girl!!
(It's perhaps one of the most annoying things in the world when someone thinks they've got a rise out of you, when quite clearly they haven't.)
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July 4, 2009, 7:41 PM GMT
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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 4 2009, 4:37 PM BST
Down girl!!
(It's perhaps one of the most annoying things in the world when someone thinks they've got a rise out of you, when quite clearly they haven't.)
You take that back.  Oh wait... 
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July 4, 2009, 7:42 PM GMT
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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 4 2009, 4:37 PM BST
Down girl!!
(It's perhaps one of the most annoying things in the world when someone thinks they've got a rise out of you, when quite clearly they haven't.)
Heheh!
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Scottidog
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July 4, 2009, 7:44 PM GMT
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Quote: zooo @ July 4 2009, 4:33 PM BST
I'm afraid that's far too subtle for me.
I'm a dog in this scenario I take it?
No...a Shih Tzu?
Also Tim. Shouldn't you be writing?
Quote: zooo @ July 4 2009, 4:34 PM BST
That was me biting?
....ok.
So you are a dog?
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Tim Walker
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July 4, 2009, 7:45 PM GMT
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Quote: Scottidog @ July 4 2009, 4:44 PM BST
Also Tim. Shouldn't you be writing?
What makes you think I haven't been?
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