I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,631

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/21/husband-reddit-sex-excuses_n_5605756.html

What a charmer, I can't understand why she would turn him down so often Unimpressed

Quote: zooo @ 22nd July 2014, 12:11 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28367198 Best story ever.
I'm off to Cornwall to look for Lego!

The police are involved

They're constructing a case

:D

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/man-wife-spreadsheet-sex_n_5605670.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Oh. My. God.

Sorry Shandy, didn't see your post!

He had it three times that month! You can tell they had only been married for two years. At it like rabbits........

Not as funny, Don't like Sex as much
Come on Women! Up your game for heavens sakes

I guarantee Mrs Spreadsheet was getting it elsewhere.

What! Up his bum?.....

Quote: Jennie @ 24th July 2014, 12:11 AM BST

I guarantee Mrs Spreadsheet was getting it elsewhere.

Inserting a new column, as it were

Booyah!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 24th July 2014, 11:44 AM BST

Inserting a new column, as it were

Double-entry, possibly...

Booyah as.well

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28457460

They used viagra as it took 2.Hours to lose wood

W T F ? ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-28437829

:O

Quote: Oldrocker @ 24th July 2014, 3:23 PM BST

W T F ? ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-28437829

:O

Well..

That's the tooth fairy f**ked

Apparently the English diving team including Tom Daley were in an air scare where they were worried that the plane would have to ditch in the sea.

What's the problem? It would've been good practice!