Where's Jenny? I thought she was going to be my daughter-in-law.

Well, you can adopt me. I've always wanted to visit Scotland.

I adopt you as my third son ( maybe the oldest). If you come here the others will show you round. Scotland is paradise but we keep that a secret.

Quote: keewik @ 25th September 2015, 9:13 PM BST

...maybe the oldest...

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Probably, I'm 38.

Quote: keewik @ 25th September 2015, 9:13 PM BST

Scotland is paradise

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<3 <3 <3

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th September 2015, 9:56 PM BST

Probably, I'm 38.

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Then you're twins with my older one.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 25th September 2015, 7:15 PM BST

I've lost count of the PM's begging me to come back on a regular basis..

It was 1 but I lost count after that..

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I never realised you can PM yourself.

Quote: Chappers @ 26th September 2015, 6:23 PM BST

I never realised you can PM yourself.

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Quote: keewik @ 25th September 2015, 9:13 PM BST

Scotland is paradise.

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th September 2015, 9:56 PM BST

<3 <3 <3

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Corrected that for you.

Unfortunately, I'm not good at posting pictures here or I'd show you many different scenes. Join me on Facebook and you'd see what I mean.

It's been 10 days since Horse posted - I hope he is OK, as he hasn't even replied to the PM I sent him a while back on another matter.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd October 2015, 5:04 PM BST

It's been 10 days since Horse posted - I hope he is OK, as he hasn't even replied to the PM I sent him a while back on another matter.

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Well you were away for a while and Horse has been and come back before. Maybe these people have got lives.

Quote: Chappers @ 2nd October 2015, 5:33 PM BST

Well you were away for a while and Horse has been and come back before. Maybe these people have got lives.

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I was thinking that meant Paul Barber, aka 'Horse' from The Full Monty and Denzil from OFAH. I'm disappointed now.

Not that I don't miss Horseradish mind. He's great with a slice of roast beef.

Quote: Chappers @ 2nd October 2015, 5:33 PM BST

Maybe these people have got lives.

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Just a bit concerned and haven't got a life, it's true - so why are you are here then?

"Ooooh, look at me, I have real friends, I've got a life!" Pff, so overrated!