Quote: GallonOfAlan @ 21st April 2015, 9:33 PM BST

*fap*

There's also the Unthank sisters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmhACB1ZPQM

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Now you are really talking.

I had an intimate relationship with them both when I had the good fortune to see them live. They looked very relieved when I left my standing position in the first row temporarily and got a pint.

This is one of my favourites - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-7r6acbODM

Quote: GallonOfAlan @ 21st April 2015, 12:41 PM BST

Always liked Middlemiss, chiefly because any female whatsoever with a Northeastern accent could just read me the phone book and I'd lie there in moony devotion with my head cupped in my hands.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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To me a Northern accent is a massive turn-off - especially in females.

But Ant and Dec turn you right on.

Quote: zooo @ 22nd April 2015, 3:19 PM BST

But Ant and Dec turn you right on.

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Oooooh, 'ello..........

Nicola wotsit from Emmerdale - she's a 40 year old fox

<Homer noise> GrrrrrRRRrrrrRRr

Howard Jones was being interviewed on Vintage TV the other day. Despite the fact that he's now sixty!? he's worn well. At least he's dropped the honey badger hairstyle...

Not a classic beauty but I've always found her very attractive.

Lorraine Ashbourne who was in Number 9 this week and who I remember initially from the women's football drama "Playing the Field".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorraine_Ashbourne

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 22nd April 2015, 6:13 PM BST

Howard Jones was being interviewed on Vintage TV the other day. Despite the fact that he's now sixty!? he's worn well. At least he's dropped the honey badger hairstyle...

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Honey Badger. My favourite James Bond girl.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 25th April 2015, 10:26 PM BST

Honey Badger. My favourite James Bond girl.

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Preferred Syrupy Beaver.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th April 2015, 5:13 PM BST

Just authoring some DVDs of the Techno Games from 15 years ago(!):-

First question - why did it only run for four series. I thought it was brilliant and would be even better now with advances in technology, and secondly, who was the sexiest presenter:-

Ulrika Jonsson

Jayne Middlemiss

Philippa Forrester

Oooh, decisions, decisions.

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Philippa

Quote: Tursiops @ 26th April 2015, 10:18 AM BST

Philippa

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Yay! She had a naughtiness in her eyes.

I'm sad to learn that Silent Hills (P.T) has been cancelled For zooo, who I'm sure will be upset by the news that she will no longer be able to digitally manipulate Norman...

Quote: Lee @ 27th April 2015, 5:59 PM BST

she will no longer be able to digitally manipulate Norman...

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Ah, another quaint English term. We call them hand jobs on this side of the Atlantic.

a masterful booyah there sir

Har.
*mind wanders for a while...*

Yes I was very sad to hear that. Would have been so amazing. (Plus the game, or trailer for the game at least, was scary as shit.)