Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 4:31 PM GMTYes, after I've finished puzzling who it is who's older than me, apart from Bill.
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Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 4:31 PM GMTYes, after I've finished puzzling who it is who's older than me, apart from Bill.
You know, but I guess you have temporarily forgotten, as she does not often juggle in these particular topics.
Bill..........I like your beard. 
Is it older than you? 
I think it must be because it is shorter now. I think it might be on reverse-time.
High street fashion shops should sell long beards made of a special fabric which changes colour with the temperature and produces shapes reflecting the immediate environment. This'd help to manage terrorism.
Quote: billwill @ 17th February 2015, 5:55 PM GMTYou know, but I guess you have temporarily forgotten, as she does not often juggle in these particular topics.
I wondered if that's who you meant, in which case I think I once reckoned she was 4/5 years older than me.
Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 10:16 PM GMTI wondered if that's who you meant, in which case I think I once reckoned she was 4/5 years older than me.
Kenneth Williams' "Oooohhhh" 
Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 4:31 PM GMTYes, after I've finished puzzling who it is who's older than me, apart from Bill.
I am guessing she is a little night monkey.
Quote: Tursiops @ 17th February 2015, 11:35 PM GMTI am guessing she is a little night monkey.
Horseradish is actually an old woman?!?!?
Come to think of it, that would explain a lot.
If I hang around BCG enough these days will matron be round with a cup of warm horlicks and a copy of the people's friend?
Interstellar Billiards.
This story today about the racist Chelsea fans on the train in France today is astonishing!!
Astonishing , because all these people are reacting to it being all so surprised and shocked - like wow? We thought racism didn't exist anymore?!? Wtf!!?
Cretins
Racist filth like these gormless brain dead f**king imbeciles have never gone away and never will go away
Ooh ! Nathan, you're scaring me !
I live in Wolverhampton and have sandbagged all my doors and moved all the furniture and the kitchen upstairs.
Locked the cat in the loft, made a flask of tea and braced myself in readiness.
Holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODOGBmo9q5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWCqPKJQ1aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0NFgFbqlpc
Guys from Germany! Crazy guys
See?
None of you would believe me
But there IS a God..
Hallelujah !!!!!