Unclaimed farts.
Things that piss you off Page 1,551
Unimaginative titles of ITV dramas,
Doc Martin, William and Mary, Rosemary and Thyme, Scott and Bailey!
I'm sure some useless twat there thinks up a title and then commissions a writer.
I'm waiting for the series called Wattle and Daub.
Quote: ZaraLea @ 23rd October 2014, 10:08 PM BSTUnclaimed farts.
My doggie always puts her paw up.
You have trained your doggie to claim your farts? That's impressive.
hey Herc how do you handle your piles
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th October 2014, 7:55 PM GMTMy doggie always puts her paw up.
That sounds ruff
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th October 2014, 7:55 PM GMTMy doggie always puts her paw up.
Does that stop you farting?
Quote: Chappers @ 26th October 2014, 9:06 PM GMTDoes that stop you farting?
jealous booyah
Quote: sootyj @ 26th October 2014, 8:01 PM GMThey Herc how do you handle your piles
With care.
Quote: Chappers @ 26th October 2014, 9:06 PM GMTDoes that stop you farting?
Moi? That's for the lower classes.
I've two tonight (among hundreds of others) . .
1. The seemingly compulsory wearing of a poppy by anyone appearing on TV or in the media. It's one of thousands of charities that need support, Bowel Cancer, AIDS, Mind, Oxfam, DEC etc etc ad infinitum (almost). Why single this one out for special treatment?
2. Opening a new box of pills at the 'wrong' end and having to remove the instructions before you can get at the pills.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 30th October 2014, 12:29 AM GMT2. Opening a new box of pills at the 'wrong' end and having to remove the instructions before you can get at the pills.
I'm not alone!
People who push past you for no reason.
Sorry mate.......... 
I also hate the prices of food these days inflation/
Quote: Oldrocker @ 30th October 2014, 12:29 AM GMT2. Opening a new box of pills at the 'wrong' end and having to remove the instructions before you can get at the pills.
Every f**king time!
Same with a box of Tampax. 
I don't know why the instructions need to be pretty much A3 sized either. It's like unfolding the blueprints for a house.