Stand Up Routine Page 2

Like I said then. Cinema tickets are pretty cheap.

Francis, buy this book.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Writing-Subtext-What-Lies-Beneath/dp/1932907963

The thing is. You can make your own popcorn and take it with you to the cinema too. Or cheese and pickle sandwich etc. Depending on preferences I guess.

Quote: Marc P @ 27th July 2014, 9:56 AM BST

The thing is. You can make your own popcorn and take it with you to the cinema too. Or cheese and pickle sandwich etc. Depending on preferences I guess.

Involves a deal of smuggling, though - all the big chains have a 'no food not bought on premises' policy.

Just eat before viewing then. Or simply splash out, as Nate does, on a cup of tea.

That is the greatest stand up routine I have ever read