OK, you have freedom from prosecution and are allowed one free shot.

Who are your five most punchable faces?

Mine:

1. Jose Mourinho

2. Gideon Osbourne

3. Graham Norton

4. Grant Shapps.

5. Sarah Millican

First reserve, Eric Pickles.

I'd punch the person who gave me freedom from prosecution. What a loser.

Piers Morgan

Kim Jong Un

Phil Jupitus

Justin Bieber

Thomas Müller (FC Bayern)

Reserve: Miley Cyrus

1. Ant

2. Dec

3. Vernon Kay

4. Fearne Cotton

5. Scott Mills

Reserve: One of the many males who've won the girl I was after.

I find this thread a little distasteful and unpleasant, but on with the fun:

1. Robbie Williams

2. Russell Kane

3. Anyone who has appeared on the 'E Entertainment' Channel

4. Amanda Holden (reluctantly, as she does have a nice face)

5. Tom Hardy

Reserve (if I could figure out a way to punch a sport in the face): Football

Can't believe no one's said Jedward.
Although it would be a bit like punching little girls.

Clarkson

Can I stamp on his bollocks too?

Aw, and on his speshul day.

He doesn't look very middle-Eastern there, does he.

He is also rather finger deformed.

For some reason always found Pete Doherty's face to be pretty punchable:

Quote: Ben @ 20th April 2014, 8:39 AM BST

Reserve: One of the many males who've won the girl I was after.

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To be honest she sounds like a bit of a slag.

No, she just sounds popular!

(I know, just making the obvious joke, sorry.)